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* for the guys:

- If it’s because of her eyes or her lips or her great body, it’s not love… it’s LUST.

- If it’s because of her intelligence or insight about life, it’s not love… it’s ADMIRATION.

- If it’s because she cries everytime you try to leave, it’s not love… it’s PITY.

- If it’s because she makes you forget to study and sleep, it’s not love… it’s INFATUATION.

- Love is when you do not know why you seem to be attracted to a person. Love has its reason. And that reason is UNKNOWN.

I have in my hands two boxes which God gave me. He said, "Put your sorrows in the black box and all your joys in the gold box.
I obeyed and in the boxes both my sorrows and joys I stored. The gold
became heavier but the black as light as ever. When I opened the black
box, it had a hole at the bottom. I asked God where my sorrows went.
God said, it was all with Him. I asked God why the box had a hole. He
said, "My child. The gold is for you to count your blessings, the black is for you to let go."

Teacher: Juan, if there were 5 birds sitting on the fence, and you shot 1 with your gun, how many would be left?

Juan: None. Because the rest would fly away.
 
Teacher: Well, the answer is 4, but I like the way you’re thinking.
 
Juan:
I have a question for you, ma’am. There are 3 women in the ice cream
shop. One was licking her cone, the second was bitting her cone and the
third was sucking her cone. Which one is married?
 
Teacher: I guess the one sucking the cone.
 
Juan: No. The one with the wedding ring on her finger. But I like the way you’re thinking, ma’am.